MasterDoge – Mastercoin moving to Dogecoin!


We’re proud to announce that the entire Mastercoin team has caught the Dogecoin fever, and we have migrated the Master Protocol to run on top of Dogecoin exclusively, effective immediately. WOW! You can try our new web wallet here:

The new UI, while not completely finished, is already far better than any Mastercoin wallet we’ve released. Very soon we plan to add the features you crave:

  • Colors: Such Neon
  • Buttons: Very Dogespeak
  • Font: Many Comic-Sans

In exchange for this move, the Dogecoin team has agreed to expand the coin supply, granting us new coins which will total 90% of Dogecoins in existence.

So profit! Much exploit. Very bag-holders.

You may be asking yourself: what was wrong with the bitcoin block-chain, that you left it behind? I think our Executive Director Ron Gross said it best: “Much 2012. Such Outdated.”

Further, every possible distributed currency from every block chain is immediately trade-able in the new wallet, from Litecoin to BBQCoin, right on top of Mastercoin, right on top of Dogecoin. How? I’m glad you asked: Very merkle. Such protocols. Amaze!

Of course, we did have to make one small concession to the Dogecoin developers to bring you all this Doge wonderfulness. We’ve released some new MSC to them, so that they now have only 80% of the MSC in existence (which I think we can all agree is less than 90% they gave us). So math! Very suckers!

We look forward to bringing you every imaginable feature within a few days, and I think it’s safe to say that if another meme-driven fadcoin takes off, we’ll drop Dogecoin like last week’s lolcat and jump on the new chain, modestly inflating coin supplies again as we go. Very plan! Excite!

In the meantime, prepare to be much wealthy.

-The Master Protocol Team

MasterDoge – Mastercoin moving to Dogecoin!

12 thoughts on “MasterDoge – Mastercoin moving to Dogecoin!

      1. I don’t doubt that at all that was my 1st impression too. I don’t know it was all a bit of a daze to me of confusing thoughts, ramifications and rapidly expanding conspiracy theories at the speed of darkness! I might actually have blacked out or had an aneurism. I don’t know I’ll go to the doctor tomorrow for now I’m just gonna lay still with this cold compress on my forehead. Kudos that’s the best April fools prank as best I can recall in my near offline state due to the multitude successive, and simultaneous firings of all synaptic junctions. Oh blinking just came back online I think I’m gonna be OK 🙂

  1. W says:

    This actually made sense somewhat. Doge has the community and Mastercoin has the goods. Sounded like fun sexy relationship..

  2. I know it was just an April Fools joke, but my first reaction was “Good, now we don’t have to worry about those grumpy bitcoin developers trying to find other ways to fight Mastercoin”. The whole shrinking of OP_RETURN and their obvious distaste for anything non-financial in the blockchain bugs me.

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